Saturday, July 24, 2010

GROUPY ALERT!!


I just read this article on necolebitchie.com that was so hilarious i could not pass by it and not post it.
It's called Lessons to Young Groupies, What Not to Ever Do” (this was so hilarious) so Big shoutout to all my groupies i am officialy giving all of you free lessons to be more than just groupie hoes for celebs, but become SMART groupie hoes dating a basket ball player.
lesson #1:DO NOT EVER ask a “friend” to take a picture of you smiling ear to ear happy and posing to have a hotel room key!

lesson #2:DO NOT EVER sneak around a “ballers” hotel room and take pictures with his team memorabilia, chain, name-tag, etc. (especially when he’s not there.and then again don’t ask a “friend” to take the pictures)!

lesson #3:DO NOT EVER snoop in a “ballers” belongings and then take pictures of the evidence (pictures of said ballers girlfriend/baby momma)!

Lesson #4:DO NOT EVER forward private pics that your “baller” sent you to your “friends”.

I dont know thats the funny part that all this is true or that Darren McFadden of the Oakland Raiders and that the girl in the picture was one of his girlfriends who was dating a chick who went buckwild when he left her in his hotel room aloneand took pictures of everything!
ANYWAY to all my groupies i just gave yall the 4 commandements of the shit to never do while dating a celebrity, better master them up (LOL).
THE COMMANDERS ARE OUT!!!!!

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